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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
What are some recommended foods for reducing eye fatigue?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Are there any Indian wife swapping stories?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Are female judges more lenient than male ones?
Make Nazis afraid again!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Is a computer science degree worth it in 2024?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!